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Christina Aguilera Breasts Are Huge

By M.I.A on Feb 10, 2008 in Christina Aguilera | | | |

Christina Aguilera and her giant boobs were seen on the red carpet at the Broad Contemporary Art Museum opening at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art last night.Christina has revealed that her new son Max has been inspiring her ,in a musical sense.Aguilera explained:

“This whole incredible thing that’s taken part in my life, between the pregnancy and the birth, I’ve got so much to be inspired about and so much in my life to write about “I’ve been brain-storming for the last nine months, actually. This next album will have a whole new me, so there’s a lot to look forward to.”

Here is the mathematical explanation for her enormous breasts:
Fake boobs + pregnancy= enormous mammary glands.