Jessica Simpson Wears Skort
Jessica Simpson Wears Skort – Jessica Simpson performed at Madison Square Garden last night (pictured above) and she took some time out to explain why she is wearing a skort. According to Us Magazine:
“I’ve had times when my pants split right down the middle when I bent down to reach a note,” the singer told fans, laughing. “That’s why I’m wearing a skort – not a skirt, not a short – just so they wouldn’t split.”
Dear Jessica,
Somehow I don’t think joking about how bending down causes your pants to split is the best way to fight persistent rumors that you are overweight.

