John Mayer Kristin Cavallari Not Dating
John Mayer Kristin Cavallari Not Dating – John Mayer wants you to know that he is not dating Kristin Cavallari.He wrote on his Twitter page last night:
Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman…I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari with my penis.
I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James.
My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli.
I’m sure she’s a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together.
Please translate,thanks.
