Kati Cawley:From Her Perspective
Kati Cawley:From Her Perspective – Kati Cawley who writes a column called “From Her Perspective” for the Barstool Sports which is a newspaper in Boston is in the news for some mysterious reason.Here is a sample of Kati Cawley’s work.
From Her Perspective
Nice Guys
Ha, if you are a chick and reading this, you may be thinking “oxymoron”. I’m kidding, of course, you’re all adorable. But really, there are a lot of you out there that are absolute sweethearts and you are alone. You may say it’s because all girls are bitches, and maybe we are. The truth is, however, a lot of nice guys really don’t know how to pick up girls, and the mistakes that they make can and do cost them relationships. Let’s talk about some of the stuff that nice guys do that they definitely shouldn’t do if they actually want to get laid.Take it slow. I have met tons of nice guys who immediately think that after the first few times they hang out, they are “dating” someone and that they can call this girl a girlfriend. This is not true. It is also not true that if a girl makes out/has sex with you, that she likes you like that. Unfortunately, this is not always the case. Playing hard to get is always sexier than being too available. So let her want it. Let her wait. Breathe a little bit. Not for too long, of course, but always waiting one more day than you think you should is never a bad thing. Nobody wants to fuck a guy that they don’t think is a Real Man. So be one.
Keep boundaries. I know that you are supposed to be honest and genuine and blah blah blah when you meet a girl and think you might want to date her, but that isn’t true. Nobody wants to fuck a guy with bad habits, who farts on her, or tells her all about how he’s never had a girlfriend for more than three weeks two seconds after they meet. Wait until that honeymoon period is over before you start spilling your guts about your non-relationships. Keep your gas issues to yourself for a while. The longer you wait that stuff out, the less of a big deal it will be when it does come up because you will already be comfortable enough around her to divulge all of your dirty little secrets.
Keep your insecurities to yourself. Yes, you are uncomfortable about your weight/height/baldness/crappy job. But look around you. There are a hundred other guys that are fatter, shorter and balder with you that score tons of hot tail. The difference? Confidence. I don’t care if you don’t have it right away, fake it. Nobody wants to fuck a guy who acts like more of a chick than she does. Girls have the market cornered on neurosis, not you. So pretend that you think your addiction to video games and three strands of hair are awesome. If you do, she will, too.
Grow a penis. Don’t let girls walk all over you. It is pathetic. I don’t mean to be harsh, but it’s true. Nobody wants to fuck a guy who allows people to treat them like crap. It’s not attractive. So if someone is treating you like a doormat cut and run. Because you’re not going to get anywhere with her if the only time she calls you is if she wants something or if she’s feeling badly about herself. She doesn’t like you like that, so stop wasting your time. The only thing she’s doing is making you look like an idiot.
I hope all of you “nice guys” don’t think I am being too harsh. It’s tough love because I want to see you succeed. You offer so much with your kind heart, good attitude and general all-around sweetness, but these qualities inherently lead to the behavior that I outlined above. I mean, it’s getting nice out again. Girls are going to be out in full force and looking for a guy who will take them on cheesy Harborwalks and the weddings that all of their uglier friends are having. It’s prime time for a little re-evaluation and if you have any more questions, you know where to find me. Good luck!
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