Martha Stewart and Rachael Ray are going to fork each other
A new catfifgt in the entertainment world,this time it’s Martha Stewart and Rachael Ray that are going at it.
The question remains ,which utensile ,will they use for that mortal combat.I would advised two good forks ,if I could .
Nothing better than two Kitchen divas forking each other.
Martha Stewart slams Rachel Ray
“Stewart tells shock jock Howard Stern she can out-cook and out-craft Rachael Ray any day.
Oh no, she didn’t! Following accusations that she sent employees to spy on Rachael Ray’s show, Martha Stewart has smack-talked Ray on Howard Stern’s satellite radio show. “I’m the mother of these how-to shows,” Stewart said. “She cannot cook like I cook. She cannot craft like I craft.” Meow.
For the record, Ray has addressed the spy-drama on Larry King Live, saying, “Anybody from Martha’s show or anybody’s show is always welcome. The tickets are free. And we have snacks.”
Among the other subjects Stewart discussed were Donald Trump (she’d turn her back to him at a party) and her favourite lady-toy (“Thumper” – don’t ask). The interview was meant to commemorate Stewart and Stern’s one-year anniversary on Sirius radio airwaves.
Since everyone loves a good rivalry, we’ve wrangled quotes from Ray and Stewart in a virtual lifestyle guru showdown, comparing their takes on everything from following a recipe to bending steel. Let the games begin!
Rachael says: “Recipes are just ideas, suggestions.” – seacoastonline.com
Martha says: “I think baking cookies is equal to Queen Victoria running an empire.” – Oprah.com
Rachael says: “Through a series of accidents, I kept ending up in jobs I was completely unqualified for.” – seacoastonline.com
Martha says: “Everybody in prison has a business plan.” – New York Post
Rachael says: “Fries are very tasty at both [Burger King and McDonalds], but I prefer BK.” – popcrazy.com
Martha says: “I’m not so interested in fast food as I’m interested in good food.” – Larry King Live
Rachael says: “I’m like a bobblehead – who would take me seriously, anyway?” – OK! Magazine
Martha says: “I’m oriented in the right direction all the time.” – Larry King Live
Rachael says: “I’m very klutzy and not really capable of crafting or doing too many domestic things beyond making supper.” – Larry King Live
Martha says: “I can almost bend steel with my mind. I can bend anything if I try hard enough. I can make myself do almost anything.” – Oprah.com
Rachael says: “Yum-o!”
Martha says: “It’s a good thing.”
Captainbaldy | Dec 23, 2006 | Reply
Rachael Ray=annoying , Martha Stewart=c**t