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By M.I.A on Dec 7, 2006 in Celebrity Gossip & Celebrity News | | | |

No news,things we wish,we never knew of.

Ashlee Simpson said no to Kevin Federwho,a website reported:” The ink on the BRITNEY SPEARS divorce notice ain’t hardly dry, but cash-poor KEVIN FEDERLINE – seriously trollin’ for a new Sugar Momma who’ll keep him high-rollin’ – cast a fast line at Pop Tartlette ASHLEE SIMPSON when he hit Miami for one of his unsold-out shows and discovered she was in town. Apparently convinced that all girl singers are pushovers for skirt-chasing free-loaders, brain-dead K-Fed messaged her hotel with a let’s-do-dinner invite. The reply, just like Ashlee, was short and sweet: “NO WAY!”

Why Ashlee,why? This was the perfect union:two deadbeats getting it on.

Dustin “Screech” Diamond Sextape

This is as bad as it gets.When you get thrown out of your big house,you leak your own sex video ,hitting a dirty sanchez.
I am a professional ,so I went and look for the definition the term “Dirty sanchez”.If you are plannig to eat in the next hour,please skip the following.
Dirty sachez:”Dirty Sánchez is a term used to describe the sexual practice of smearing fecal matter under the nose of the receptive partner following anal sex in the form of a mustache. This act can be seen in the 2006 sex tape Screeched as performed by Dustin Diamond of Saved by the Bell fame.”
Source:wikipedia.
This man is willing to pay the price of infamy to save his house,will it be enough?
I highly doubt.

Ps:pictures of the tapes are in comment.

Paris Hilton Can turn on a computer.Girl,If you read this one day:I am so proud of you.Words aren’t enough to describe what I feel.

Step 1:Reaching close to a computer & Turning it on : 25 years
Step 2:Find you way to the Pc’s dekstop : another 25 years.

At this pace ,we will all be dead ,before she sends an email or pay us a visit.

Tori Spelling to Write Memoir.

That’s very good but who’s going to read it.These days,I am ot even sure that she can afford to pay people to go and buy it.Reading would be another story.

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